Train Joke

 A woman who rented a second story flat beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone she continuously asked for a flat further from the line but the landlord always said it can't be that bad. One day she rang him again and said l want you to come to my flat and see for yourself how bad it is. So the landlord arrived at her flat and she said there's a train due in 3 minutes, so you'll see what l mean. It's worse when l'm trying to sleep so why don't you lie on the bed beside me and you'll experience what l'm talking about? So the landlord lay on the bed beside her. A minute later her husband walked in and said ‘ullo ‘ullo, what's going on ’ere then? The landlord, looking embarrassed, said you won't believe this, but we're waiting for a train.