2026-08-08

Family Guy Creation & Alt Lord’s Prayer


Higher Power,

Who farted the heavens

"Howard" be thy name.


Our drinking’s done

It’s no more fun


Our thirst,

A thousand’s not enough


Give us this day some garlic bread

And forgive us our jokes

As we forgive those who laugh at us


Lead us not into self-urination

But deliver us from ego


For wine is dumb, and true story

I am a drunk for ever and ever


Say "When."


(Original text and inspiration by Johannes)

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