Article about botched baptisms
Botched baptisms, botched circumcisions.
Doctor running a sperm bank who used all his own sperm. Everybody in a small (Missouri?) town are siblings or cousins without knowing it.
I felt a great disturbance in the force.
“The John the Baptist bandit”.
Pretendian connection?
I always felt something was wrong 😑 and then I found out about this.
A bunch of demons who would’ve otherwise caught fire 🔥 when baptized escaped scrutiny over the years.
A well-fed, crime-free, harmonious community was rocked to it’s foundations…
I’ll think about it and see if I come up with anything else.
Apple computer thirty-page-long software licensing contract.
A mad rush of frightened believers converging on churches to get their invalid baptisms fixed results in 25-car pileup and dozens of unbaptized, unsanctified deaths.
Massive pileup Amazon runs out of holy water 💦 supplies in response to massive number of invalid baptisms. Unsanctified faithful forced to wait in Limbo, or in the fear of an eternity in Limbo, lamenting supply chain problems.
As if their eternal life depended on it.
Communion wafer manufacturer counter-sues Mike Lindel over allegations that the defective host failed to transmute into the body of Christ, citing botched baptisms as underlying cause
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