模倣子 Toilet 🚽 Mermaid 🧜‍♀️

 

I Wait ‘til you pee

Wait ‘til you pee

It’s dark and dank there

Down in the tank 🚽 there

Take it from me

There’s no change in the weather 🌊 

‘Til you press the lever 🚽 

After you pee

I’m down in the drink there

Fightin’ the stink there

I’ve got no troubles😈 

And hardly no bubbles 🫧 

As I wait ‘til you pee

I’m not a shocker

Scales up to my knockers 🧜‍♀️ 

So if there’s a kid there 👦 

Who takes off the lid there 🚽 

There’s nothing to see

As I wait ‘til you pee

Wait ‘til you pee

I’m tried and true there

Keepin’ it blue there

Chemical—-ly 

Everything’s mellow

When it gets yellow

Cuz I’m there when you pee

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This reminds me of a short story / novella I wrote a while back, about a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ from the darker depths, the bad part of town, called Éfleuvièlle (I think that was it).