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I need to get the verses right and maybe add another one to match them up so this will go right up against the original side-by-side in say, an AA meeting.
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Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory for ever and ever Amen. |
Higher Power, Who farted the Heavens, “Howard” be thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven Give us this day some garlic bread, And forgive us our jokes, as we forgive those who laugh at us. And lead us not into self-urination, but deliver us from ego. For wine is dumb, and true story, I am a drunk for ever and ever Say "When." |
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