2024-04-22

Alternate Lord’s Prayer

 All-father,

Who farted the heavens, (3)

Howard be thy name. (4)

Give us this day some garlic bread and

Forgive us our jokes as we forgive those who laugh at us.

Save us from self-urination, (1)

And deliver us from ego. 

For wine is dumb, and true story, I am always a drunk forever and ever.

Say "When" (2).

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by Johannes


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(1) rewrite "And lead us not into tarnation" to something like "save us from urination"

(2) Aaaaaah-men

(3) whose art is the heavens

(4) Harold to Howard. Jesus H. Christ--"H." = "Howard"

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