Leia & Lando Arrive at Jabba’s Palace
What Carrie Fisher thought of the costume
Slave Leia—Behind the Scenes
Carrie Fisher Can’t Stop Swearing
Inside Jabba's Palace
Were Jabba’s Dancers Sex Workers?
Leia’s Dress Controversy
Most-paused Star Wars Moments
Controversial Scene
R-Rated Scene
Manga Index
Happy Birthday, Jason!
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Higher Power,
Who farted the heavens
"Howard" be thy name.
Our drinking’s done
It’s no more fun
Our thirst,
A thousand’s not enough
Give us this day some garlic bread
And forgive us our jokes
As we forgive those who laugh at us
Lead us not into self-urination
But deliver us from ego
For wine is dumb, and true story
I am a drunk for ever and ever
Say "When."
(Original text and inspiration by Johannes)
