2015-06-05

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Just get out your mustard knife
and stick it in your apple eye
you could care less
or couldn't you?

it begs the question when
Fleetwood Mac is gonna
Haul off and bean me
When the girl with colitis goes by

It is easier for a liar to tell the truth
Than for a sleeping dog to lie
There are many [sic] ways to skin a cat
than choking her with cream

Dog my rabbits
I'm tired as a turtle
Are skunks such big drinkers?
Or does it just rhyme well?

Fifteen minutes of fame
Every bride
has her special day
Much like every dog

The appeal of good stripper names
Like Kitten Kaboodle or Cherry Bendover
Foil, among other things
Our instincts for proper usage

there are more ways
to skin a catachresis
Than having your cake
and eating it, too
So long as Marie Antoinette lets you

The proof is in the pudding
when you burn the midnight oil
and count your chickens
before the cows come home

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